The real Kazakhstan

In my dream, buying produce at a farm shop and making music on retro platforms.

CLS clear screen

In my dream,  a blind girl has problems at the shoe shop.

Traces of Dad left behind

In my dream, a bald-headed, square glasses wearing media design idiot.

After the synthesizer…

What does she look like for real? Well, scrape off all that slap and underneath is actually no face at all!

Scotch Bonnets etc.

In my dream, Britney Houston and Whitney Spears… or something.

Man sings in French

In my dream I am eating out at a rave croissant shop. ‘Avin it!

Noxious fumes

In my dream, animating Dangermouse on a 48K Spectrum.

Selling high-end rendering software for $$$s

In my dream, Jean-Claude Van Damme and his amazing haircut.

Shake the dreams from your sleepy head

What if your forced upbeatness is really a form of mental illness?

Punch-up at the Spanish Lady

In my dream, I am phoning in sick from a city back yard to a Japanese game company I am working for.